sarcasm is not for everyone

let me start off by repeating the title 'sarcasm is not for everyone'.  please people don't try to be sarcastic when u can't and don't understand how it works. 


i tend to be sarcastic and it's something that comes naturally. I tend to use it when I think people are taking themselves too seriously.  i use sarcasm so as to not hurt people. as the dilbert cartoon says, there is no difference between sarcasm and being supportive. people tend not to understand sarcasm, and there is nothing worse than explaining sarcasm to someone. 


the frequent use of 'You Think' when someone says something obvious. i mean yeah use it, but don't use it all the time, try something else, just say 'really?' (of course sound very excited when u say it)  


when u'r being sarcastic, it's more fun when the person doesn't realize that you were lying. if someone asks you, ' does this hat look funny?' just say,  'absolutely not, it's faan-tastic' they think it's a compliment, u've made fun of the person everybody wins.


i read this article once that said "Sarcastic people protect themselves by only letting the world see a superficial part of who they are." whoever wrote that doesn't know what it means to a person to be sarcastic. and it's not like his/her opinion matters to us anyway.


if you have to try to be sarcastic, u know your doin it wrong. so just save us the pain and don't try.